Thursday, September 16, 2010

Tired of Snowman Poop???

Well Over at Craftbits I found this cute little spot for Elf Poop!!!!
So Break out all the Elf stamps Ladies!!!!

----Elf Poop Poem ----

I hear you've been naughty,

So listen, here's the scoop

I'm running short on coal this year,

so you get a pile of "Elf Poop" 
I know you've been dying to use them.....
It's a wonderful idea....Using Gum Drops, Smarties, Multi Color wrapped Candy....Image everything you can do.....Just think of all the laughs.
Christmas is going to be so much Fun this year!!!!
Found this one for Reindeer on the same site...Too funny!----

----Reindeer Poop Poem----

I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call
"Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left "little gifts".
I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of "reindeer poop".
But to throw them away, seemed such a waste,
So I saved them, thinking ~ you might like a taste!
As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky
"Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!" 

1 comment:

  1. Very funny, BJ! I definitely never heard that one before...I think gum drops would be perfect for Elf Poop! LOL! Thanks for your comment today, girly...GOOD LUCK! I have linked up to your Networked Blogs and let's see some projects! :O)